Pauly Shore

Host

Cathy Giannone

Concession Worker

Jackie Harris Greenberg

Woman Host (segment "In the Woods")

Bil Dwyer

Anchorman (segment "In The Woods")

Jerry Minor

Ted McKinsey (segment "In the Woods")

Jim Zulevic

Bob Zombie (segment "In the Woods")

Michael Ian Black

Stephen Hawking (segment "In the Woods")

Wally Wingert

Zombie Chef (segment "In the Woods")

Hyla Matthews

Happy Mom (segment "In the Woods")

Bryan Coffee

Hairy Guy (segment "In the Woods")

Roger W. Morrissey

Bouncer (segment "In the Woods")

Joseph S. Griffo

Boyfriend (segment "Pauly Shore")