Eddie Ryder

Man on the Street / Obscene Caller / Chief Looney

Michael Heit

Tenant / Dad / Soup Waiter

Cindy Morgan

Elaine

Rick Dillon

Bachelor / White / Elephant Man

Tallie Cochrane

Lady

Thomas Newman

Doctor / Plainclothesman #1 / Soup Man / Tommy

Don Edmonds

Patient / Bee Man's Friend

Belinda Balaski

Helen

Michael Pataki

Virgil / Virgil's Father

Stafford Morgan

Steven / Atlanta Man

Jill Jacobson

Lady Patient

Patrick Wright

Michael (as John Simmons)